October 29th
I am grateful for farting.....THAT'S RIGHT, I SAID IT! I am grateful for farting and only those who are around you are the ones who aren't grateful for it!....and I don't blame them. My apologies.
I have held back from writing this and would actually regret not writing this gratitude, thinking that people would get offended, but I feel it is a genuine gratitude, and I think some people can have a laugh about it too.
I am grateful for farting as I feel relief after doing so. I am grateful it stops me from feeling bloated if I try to hold it in. But don't worry, I do it in private, when no one is around or when I am at home, apologies to my wife. Love you :)
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